Earlier today, I squeezed into my Ron Jon rash guard then paddled out to the middle of the Gulf of Mexico where, thanks to North Korea who tested a nuke in the Pacific Ocean, producing tidal waves up to 200 feet that headed straight for the Florida coast!!!
After waiting a couple sets to gauge the waves’ strength, I dove down a 90 footer and had the ride of my life… See for yourself:
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT, LIKE EVER!!!
Obviously this is a fantasy post. Although I do surf, I am but only a wimpy, small wave surfer incapable of surfing waves this huge. Then again, since I can do all things through Christ…. Surf’s Up dude!